Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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