No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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