i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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