Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Randomize
