and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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