I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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