Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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