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steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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