i don't want you to think of me as your TA
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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