my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
