Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
