I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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