I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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