Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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