are you still at the devil's house?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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