Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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