So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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