Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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