Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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