Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
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you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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