I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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