dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This beer is not sobering me up at all
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
