don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Randomize
