its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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