Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
