hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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