Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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