If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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