But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize
