that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Sorry my hands just texted you
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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