Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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