I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
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