so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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