Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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