I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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