I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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