Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
