I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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