there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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