Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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