My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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