I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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