I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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