I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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