I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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