the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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