i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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