what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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