it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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