I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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