Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
