then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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