I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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